You are lawless. Don’t ask us for legal advice.
The WSVN does not encourage you to do anything that will that will bring trouble to the WSVN. Partaking in villainy may be illegal in some locales and/or could lead to trouble with law enforcement or citizens engaged in dogoodery.
Learn the law. Because anything you do online may fall under numerous jurisdictions, we strongly suggest you read this. If you do end up with legal problems, call O.J.’s People (first trial, not second or third). We keep some of the most evil lawyers in the universe on retainer and we aren’t sharing them. They have helped us draw up this formal notice that they say we must display on this site:
By continuing on to any section of this website; I am hereby testifying that I am not agent of law enforcement organization, nor am I a lawyer working to prosecute or bring suit against anyone who may be associated with the WSVN, nor am I a superhero, nor am I a citizen who engages in dogoodery; and I am utilizing this website for the sake of networking with other supervillains; and by reading this statement I have agreed that most legal writing contains excessive semicolons and commas.
If you agree to this legally binding statement, you may continue using this website. Otherwise, power off your computer immediately.
Message For All RLSHs:
If you wear a white hat, move on.
The information contained on this top secret web site is for super villains only.
If we catch you snooping around here I’ll tell your step-dad Gary to put more heat on your mom about moving you out of your cozy little rent free secret basement hideout. Don’t think I won’t. He owes me a favor anyways for that de-animated call girl problem I got him out of last August.